- Pull up your sagging pants. You look like an idiot.
- Let’s get this straight, it’s called a “gravel road.” ” I drive a pickup because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’ll have dust on your Lexus. Drive or get out of the way.
- They’re cattle and feedlots. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-25 goes north and south, pick one.
- So you have a $60,000 car. We’re impressed. We have $200,000 combos that only get driven 3 weeks a year.
- So every person in every wave of pickups. It’s called being friendly. Try to get the hang of it.
- If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we’ll shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you’re not up to your ears with it at that moment
- Bring “coke” into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served on ice. Bring “Mary Jane” into my house, she better be cute, can shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
Okay, time to confess. Before I posted this, because of my old lifestyle, I called our son and asked what a “Mary Jane” was. I am SO scared of unknowingly posting something dirty or offensive! For any of you “so green you could plant ’em” senior citizens….it is marijuana.
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